Shameless Swag Promotion: Be Your Own Pet
Could this band be more flippin’ cute? I think not, honestly. Oh wait, yeah, they can, because they have the merch to match!
For example, check out these adorable sporty shorts! I mean, I can’t think of much more you’d want in a pair of shorts that you can use in a variety of activities, from basketball to walking your dog, to removing as part of a striptease for your significant other…(bear with me, only 2 hours of sleep in the bank right now). Plus, they’re only 15 bucks, which, yeah, is about twice the price of Soffe shorts, but I’d like to see them have “Be Your Own Pet” written on them. Or feature cool-ass stripes. That’s what I thought.
Photo Credit: Be Your Own Pet Merch Store
Or, maybe you’ve got 5 more dollars, and enough shorts to choke a horse. (While this may be the case, I still don’t recommend actually attempting to choke said horse.) Well, you’re in luck, because for only 20 dollars, you can buy this lovely purple shirt with a lady on it. Plus, Jemina and Jeffrey designed it. You can’t say no anymore, I know it. Looks like she’s hitchhiking, too. So, yeah, for the guys, maybe if you wear this around enough, you’ll see an insane trend of women hitching rides in bikinis/underwear with words all over them. Hey, dare to dream.
Photo Credit: Be Your Own Pet Merch Store
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